With V-day approaching, I really wanted to get into the mood...so I went back a few decades to the ultimate love years: the 70's. I was born in the 70's so obviously this feels like home. When wide legs and flares left the 90's to make way for the skinny jeans (first seen on Kelly Rowland in her video clip Dilemma with Nelly, cue the cheesy reminiscing going "EEEwwwwww") we all thought those bells would NEVER be seen again. Lo & behold, here we are in 2015 and Britney Spears' (pre-shave) trademark is BACK and ready baby. I'm rockin' these bell bottoms like it's my job (no wait, it is...).

 

Tuck in that plaid shirt and forget the ecstasy (so 1975). 2015 is for the vegans.

Just kidding! BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON.

It don't mattah whatcha wearin' on ya toes, because you can't see shit. And we love that! But I suggest something pointy. Maybe like Cher & Sonny pointy, not Celine Dion vow renewal ceremony pointy. Yikes. Can't un-remember that one.