Why did the chicken cross the road?

8.03.2010

2nd joke post this morning, but this one was just too cute to not pass it on...lol

And that is why the chicken crossed the road!

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What did you say?

Yup, I really do feel incredibly intelligent after reading this e-mail that I received this morning.



Has to make you wonder....
-- If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas .

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."

--Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

-- Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Feeling smarter yet?


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peachy keen, jelly bean

8.02.2010

My apologies for the crappy photos :(  I have been extremely busy today and unable to take proper pictures, so you'll have to endure the bad quality and the "I'm tired and just want to shower and put my pj's on" look. I'm also very aware that I'm wearing the same boots and blazer as my previous outfit post from last Thursday. Big deal! Different bottoms, different top, different underwear...that's all that matters :)
The point of this post is to let you know about these fabulous pants I just purchased on e-Bay. Do you all remember this outfit from Sienna Miller?

Well from the moment I saw it, I fell in love with the look. After some extensive research on e-Bay, I finally found the perfect pair and extremely similar. If anyone is interested, you can get them here.
I unfortunately found them a tad too late and am unable to button them up now therefore I couldn't wear them with a tucked in tank a la Sienna. A long t-shirt to hide the fact that my pants are fastened with an elastic band to hold the baby bump, will suffice.
t-shirt: H&M / pants: e-Bay (link to store above) / boots: Aldo / blazer: Sirens / bag: Ardene

P.S. While lying down on the couch watching TV last night, a very exciting moment occurred. What seemed to me like gas bubbles was actually in fact the very first time I felt my baby kicking and/or punching!!! August 1st 2010, 19 weeks pregnant, I will never forget that moment :)


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