on my high horse

 OMG guys call the local news station; I'm wearing heels. For the first time in like, forever.

 

Not that I didn't have a good reason or anything. Try living in Montreal from November to March. You need Inuit-made moccasin trekking boots from old Hudson Bay whale blubber all day err day. Ok, I may be exaggerating. But come on, who doesn't love inserting the word "blubber" in an everyday convo.

 

So I broke the whole cycle and inserted some amazeballs camo green suede high heel booties into my look. They're normally comfy but as I've been on heel hiatus for the past million months, I may or may not die of agony mid-day begging to get an automated wheelchair to race around the office.

 

To go with these amazing runway spikes, I've got on a pair of trusty shiny black leggings from American Apparel because those things are like Twinkies: they never die. And, to stay warm because it's like only -30 degrees today (blue skies, the birds are dead) I've snuggled into a large knit hooded long sweater to compensate for the lack of comfort to my toesies.

 

....2 hours later...RIP my feet. Nice knowing you, toes! But, success! I'm getting that effin wheelchair. named her Betsy. It's the beginning of a love story.

sweater: H&M (old) - find similar here

leggings: American Apparel

shoes: Aldo